W.O.M.P.
I thought that would make you curious! ...and just what does that acronym mean?
This is my collection of various sayings, quotes, funnies, acronyms and poems about the Pomeranian.
| WOMP |
What's one more Pom! |
| P |
is for personatily |
| 0 |
is for outgoing |
| M |
is for movement |
| E |
is for expression |
| R |
is for rewards |
| A |
is for animation |
| N |
is for "no-one can beat me" |
| I |
is for intelligence |
| A |
is for arrogance |
| N |
is for naughty... but nice! |
I love this quote...
"It's a big ask of a male stud dog to correct the things you don't like in a brood bitch, if there are a few faults? Just remember dogs have penises, not magic wands!" Petrina Limkin commenting on the choice of breeding stock.
The dog is amoral and does not have the emotional sophistication to be spiteful or insensitive. Humans have the monopoly on those delights. Shannon McKay
If I Didn’t Have A Dog
I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel
and I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies that beat me there.
I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted,
without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies
would need to get comfortable.
I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians,
as I put their yet unborn grand kids through college.
The most used words in my vocabulary wouldn’t be:
Out, Sit, Down, Come, Stay, and leave him / her/ it ALONE!
My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates
or barriers and would not look like a day care centre, toys everywhere.
My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.
I would not look strangely at people who think having
ONE dog or a cat ties them down too much.
I wouldn’t have to answer the question.. 'Why do you have so many
animals?' from people who will never have the joy in their lives
of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone,
as close to an angel, as they will ever get.
How EMPTY my life would be!
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened'
Dit,Dit,da dit, dit, dit, Hot off the press, We interrupt this program to
bring you breaking news! This investigative reporter has spent the last
few hours doing extensive research on "post pale - ing". Here are some of the
conclusions I have reached.
Members have been frightened off by recent reports of internet addiction.
In the news, parents let their infant child starve while caring for a
virtual baby at an internet cafe. Group members read the news and panicked
that their darling puppies might starve if they got on the internet and posted
anything or they are afraid that should a puppy die, they will be accused
of internet addiction and not caring for their infant puppies. This theory
is based solely on conjecture as this reporter has no idea how many infant
puppies are currently born into members families. However, if the members
would be so kind as to post photos of introduction of their new litters,
then we might be able to get a clearer picture of how many posts are not
being posted because of this theory. It is a known fact that posts, not
posted, cannot be counted. So if everyone would be so kind and post their
unposted posts, we can actually take a count and know just how many posts are not
being posted.
Second possibility for post pale-ing. Global Warming. Global Warming has
caused many unusual things the last few years and things are getting
worse. It is my theory that the elevated temperatures in some parts of the
country are making members succumb to heat related illnesses. Infestation of
the African TseTse fly may be increasing due to the warming climates in
certain areas and infection of African trypanosomiasis previously only
described as two types - East and West may have now spread North, South, Southeast,
Southwest, northwest and Northeast. It remains improbable that African
trypanosomiasis would have spread into the colder regions of the world, and
the simple explanation of Post Pale-ing in those regions is - it is too
bloody cold to get your butt out of bed and get on the computer. Between the
global warming and the spread of the African trypanosomiasis and the cold
regions of the world, Posts are dropping like flies. It should be noted that
posts on PomeranianHealth have dropped over 300 posts a day! If it was
not for the puzzles and junk mail sent by one of the members (me) Posts on
other lists would be virtually non-existant.
There are other theories on post pale-ing, however, those theories have to
do with personalities. Some Moderators feel that the reason people are not
posting is because they don't like someone on the list. This theory is
leading to severe moderator depression. Not moderate moderator depression
but severe moderator depression. Severe moderator depression can cause the
victim to overeat to compensate for a feeling of inadequacy. It can also
cause the victim to "hibernate" in their closet in their room. Overeating
causes many bad side effects - overweight is one of them and usually the dogs
also suffer because their is an abundance of table snacks that they are
apt to get a hold of. If the victim takes to the closet, the dogs suffer
because they do not get fed at all - something like internet addiction above.
Please post your theory as to why you think posts are pale-ing in numbers,
or post your unposted posts so they can be counted to see just how many
posts are missing.
Thanks
I look forward to adding more sayings, etc to this page as I come by them.
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